SOIMSTUCKHEREWATCHINGTV

Every time I turn around I'm looking up you're looking down

“happy out of touch Thursday, followers!” I scream at my two cats, waging unholy war over a plastic juice sealing tab

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rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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Fetischpro…

foodnetwork-fandom:
“ sumo41:
“ According to my nephews Julius Caesar book, Guy Fieri was there.
”
on the lookout for some funky joints
”
Dark Lord Ireif Yug confirmed

foodnetwork-fandom:

sumo41:

According to my nephews Julius Caesar book, Guy Fieri was there.

on the lookout for some funky joints

Dark Lord Ireif Yug confirmed

bl3wyn:
“Lymantria sp. Erebidae, Lymantriinae
”

I chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of it’s not delivery it’s DigiorNO”

vvittch:
“ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World dir. Edgar Wright
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vvittch:
“ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World dir. Edgar Wright
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vvittch:
“ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World dir. Edgar Wright
”
vvittch:
“ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World dir. Edgar Wright
”

vvittch:

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World dir. Edgar Wright

Steal His Look: Sasuke

jihaad:

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Versace Leather Strap Bracelet - $350

Stella McCartney Nude Satin Clutch - $500

Maison Margiela Playsuit - $700

Balenciaga Leather Gladiator Sandals - $950 

Sharingan - Contact Danzo For A Quote

funyuns-n-coffee:

soft-tchalla:

that-mess-over-there:

emotionbycarlyraejepsen:

this is the funniest fucking thing ever

This man actually paid a double to go to the premier pretending to be him /and no one fucking noticed/ I cannot believe 2017

this fucking looks nothing like him im dying white people are so stupid and literally think all black people look alike gOD

LLLOOOOORRRDDD

jewishgf:
“Me after my second glass of wine
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jewishgf:
“Me after my second glass of wine
”

jewishgf:

Me after my second glass of wine

poky:

If “"evolution”“ is so perfect then why can I not hear the tv when I eat chips?????????